WWE's John Cena Teases Life-Changing Event

"I'm certain I will cry my eyes out."

by Benjamin Richardson
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Last time WWE fans saw John Cena, he'd just stepped out of a time machine to confront Elias at WrestleMania 35 as the throwback Dr. Of Thuganomics, in less a rap battle and more a rap ambush.

The backwards cap and chain confirmed once again that these really are Cena's banter years, and that from now until he racks up debts enabling a Fabergé Egg addiction, he can pick and choose WWE dates as he sees fit.

It goes without saying, then, that after skipping Crown Jewel, The Champ probably isn't eager to jet out to Jeddah for the company's most recently announced show in Saudi Arabia - even if a Twitter teaser perversely points in that direction.

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Cena took to social media last night to hint at his next major project, suggesting it would both change his life and make him cry. Like, say, a morally bankrupt promotional puff piece for an autocratic Middle Eastern regime?

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Anyway, no, this isn't Big John throwing his snapback into the proverbial ring of fire for June's event, but almost certainly either a movie or a charitable event. Obviously, we'll let you know when we learn more.

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Benjamin was born in 1987, and is still not dead. He variously enjoys classical music, old-school adventure games (they're not dead), and walks on the beach (albeit short - asthma, you know). He's currently trying to compile a comprehensive history of video game music, yet denies accusations that he purposefully targets niche audiences. He's often wrong about these things.