WWE's Kelly Kelly: How It Started Vs How It Ended

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With only 65 seconds to play with, an exuberant Kelly Kelly had to get a lot of sh*t in for a part-timer. That was all a little literal when it came to the botched head scissors spot on Tamina, but she took a spectacular crack to the back of the head from the second generation star before Sasha Banks set her flying backwards over the rope off a failed poisoned 'rana elimination attempt.

This...ruled. In a match with criminally little thought paid to it, the two constructed an exit for the former Divas Champion jinxy enough to stick out as one of the best spots of the show. From Vince McMahon patronisingly advising her on how to take her clothes off to her schooling the daft old tw*t on how to make one of his signature matches still look any good, she impressively closed a fairly substantial chapter of her career and life.

That's if that's what this was. "How It Ended" suggests more permanence to this spectacular departure, when in reality, the well-liked Kelly will surely be called upon the next time WWE need somebody to share a glass of punch with One Man Gang at the next Raw Reunion.

She's worked three Rumbles now and has a 24/7 Championship to her name, for whatever that's worth. If wrestling wasn't (still) so ageist and misogynistic, the 35-year-old wouldn't be in her prime let alone bordering on it passing her by. It's at very least moved beyond the miserable confines of her debut though, and her Rumble tumble proffered a glimpse of what she might still be able to offer as a side hustle if a latter-day return is even remotely of interest.

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Michael is a writer, editor, podcaster and presenter for WhatCulture Wrestling, and has been with the organisation nearly 8 years. He primarily produces written, audio and video content on WWE and AEW, but also provides knowledge and insights on all aspects of the wrestling industry thanks to a passion for it dating back over 35 years. As one third of "The Dadley Boyz" Michael has contributed to the huge rise in popularity of the WhatCulture Wrestling Podcast and its accompanying YouTube channel, earning it top spot in the UK's wrestling podcast charts with well over 62,000,000 total downloads. He has been featured as a wrestling analyst for the Tampa Bay Times, GRAPPL, GCP, Poisonrana and Sports Guys Talking Wrestling, and has covered milestone events in New York, Dallas, Las Vegas, Philadelphia, London and Cardiff. Michael's background in media stretches beyond wrestling coverage, with a degree in Journalism from the University Of Sunderland (2:1) and a series of published articles in sports, music and culture magazines The Crack, A Love Supreme and Pilot. When not offering his voice up for daily wrestling podcasts, he can be found losing it singing far too loud watching his favourite bands play live. Follow him on X/Twitter - @MichaelHamflett