9. Jaws: The Revenge
You know how it is - you're just a kid enjoying life, swimming in the ocean without a care in the world until your Dad is horribly murdered just going about his business right in front of your eyes. This would be enough to scar even the strongest young mind so it's understandable that you would go out looking for revenge when you became old enough. What isn't understandable though is you are a Shark and therefore have no concept of revenge. That's right. If you haven't seen 1987's Jaws: The Revenge then we've pretty much summed up the premise of this ridiculous sequel to a genre defining classic. So bad is Joseph Sargent's take on the killer Shark yarn that it received the honour of a 0% freshness rating over at Rotten Tomatoes which if you're unfamiliar with the scoring system over there then it's basically one of the worst films ever made. So what could have made this a better film? Well other than not making it at all you'd take the story back to basics with some scantily clad ladies in the ocean being dragged to their deaths in the depths of the ocean. Either that or reverse the roles and have the Shark buy a boat and be attacked by swimming humans. In fact that would actually be better than this. Someone write that down.