31 WTF Moments From The Jurassic Park Franchise

25. The Lawyer Asks About "Auto-Erotica" (Jurassic Park)

While Jurassic Park is a family movie, it's also prone to a number of adult moments too, including one fleeting but rather bizarre sexual reference. When John Hammond (Richard Attenborough) is taking the team on a tour, the sleazy lawyer, Donald Gennaro (Martin Ferrero), sees the scientists working in the lab and assumes that they're just an animatronic part of the exhibit. He asks, "Are these characters auto...erotica?" Hammond, unfazed, replies, "No, we have no animatronics here" without batting an eyelid, making this hilariously weird gag a blink-and-you'll-miss-it moment, because what's a PG-13 movie without a reference to masturbation, right? Plus, it makes it clear from early on that, yes, the lawyer character is a total douche-canoe.
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