10 Absurd Movie Deaths That A Normal Person Could Have Avoided
8. Millburn (Rafe Spall) Prometheus (2012)
Cause of Death: Deepthroating an alien parasite Prometheus was perhaps understandably met with its share of angry criticism and it was perhaps for moments like this. When a weird and as yet unidentified alien life form pops out of some suspicious goo that wasnt there before, instead of, I dont know, running away or attempting to kill it, Millburn kneels down and tries to pet it as though hes fancies himself as some intergalactic Steve Irwin (god rest his soul). He regrets the decision when he realises its hostile, but by then his stupidity has damned him. How To Survive It: Any normal person would have immediately ran, or at least walked briskly, in the complete opposite direction. At least then, if it did catch up and make a sleeping bag out of your innards, people wouldnt say you brought the whole thing on yourself. I mean think about it, if you werent from Earth and you had no idea what a snake was, would you go over and start jabbing your finger in its face? Only in the movies