10 Absurd Movie Deaths That A Normal Person Could Have Avoided

8. Millburn (Rafe Spall) €“ Prometheus (2012)

Cause of Death: Deepthroating an alien parasite Prometheus was perhaps understandably met with its share of angry criticism and it was perhaps for moments like this. When a weird and as yet unidentified alien life form pops out of some suspicious goo that wasn€™t there before, instead of, I don€™t know, running away or attempting to kill it, Millburn kneels down and tries to pet it as though he€™s fancies himself as some intergalactic Steve Irwin (god rest his soul). He regrets the decision when he realises it€™s hostile, but by then his stupidity has damned him. How To Survive It: Any normal person would have immediately ran, or at least walked briskly, in the complete opposite direction. At least then, if it did catch up and make a sleeping bag out of your innards, people wouldn€™t say you brought the whole thing on yourself. I mean think about it, if you weren€™t from Earth and you had no idea what a snake was, would you go over and start jabbing your finger in its face? Only in the movies€
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