1. Danny Dyer
Danny Dyer's popularity will always be one of the most baffling things in cinema history. For his fame and success, he has the lads mag audience to thank who continue to idolise the gormless wonder despite his relentless quest to star in the worst movie of all time. He gained fame through appearances in trash such as Mean Machine, Borstal Boy, The Football Factory, The Business and Outlaw, all movies aimed at the faux-machismo associated with the readers of Zoo Magazine. It's always been easy to laugh at Danny Dyer, especially in his 'serious' films. Dyer is delusional enough to believe he is a 'loveable rogue', but really he's just an untalented black mark on British cinema responsible for some of the worst British movies of the last decade such as the socially irresponsible Outlaw, the misogynist Pimp and the embarrassing Straw Dogs rip-off, Straightheads. After Dyer's popularity took a nose-dive after some vile comments in his Zoo Magazine column, he's attempted to revive himself through comedy, but not even the people who were laughing at him can force a smile anymore. Danny Dyer has been the punchline of a joke that's funnier than any of the humour in any of his movies for the best part of a decade and it's nothing short of a miracle that people continue to finance movies he stars in. Danny Dyer's presence has been an affliction on British cinema for far too long, and in the words of Morrissey, that joke isn't funny anymore.