3. Kevin Costner - Bodyguard (The Bodyguard)
If ever I've seen a real bodyguard escorting a real famous person, they've all been huge, towering gentleman with squashed faces and missing teeth. I'd also bet that most of them have got "Mom" tattooed somewhere on their bodies. So what am I saying here? That smaller men can't qualify as bodyguards too? Well, no - just that the idea of a man who looks and acts like Kevin Costner being an expert bodyguard is absolutely insane. Seriously. Why would you hire Costner to protect you, given the choice between him and his dumb haircut and, like, four of five massive blokes who could probably break a man's head from his body with a single punch? I'm going for the head-breakers, to be honest. Next time you see a celebrity on the red carpet or on television or whatever, check out their entourage. There are no Costners hanging about. Just an endless amount of Jason Stathams.