2. The Boys' Night Out Gang
Yes. I'm guilty. I have friends. And, I'll admit, there's no excuse for us to act like rowdy, ignorant idiots. I considered adding ladies to this list, but I've got to be honest here. Normally, when I see a gaggle of girls get together for a movie, they're either normally very attentive (good) or texting (bad). Guys tend to take attentiveness a bit too far. Is it a "safety in numbers" thing? Why do boys find it permissible to shout "KRAKKKKEN!" with exuberant joy during the newest
Clash of the Titans? The rest of the audience is watching the same movie you are, guys, and there's nothing to be that excited over. But when guys get together, even guys who all love movies, the tide can turn from respected spectating to in-line-to-see-Santa-next in a flash. You're bound to see a Boys' Night Out Gang eventually, and they're a massive version of point number 3 (The Blatantly Disrespectful), and the best thing to do is alert those who work in the theater. And I'm sorry.