6. See No Evil - Mobile Phone Suffocation
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DT1MNNjWy4s Despite being a casual WWE fan, I'll be among the first to confess that pretty much all of their films are terrible without remit, especially See No Evil, a horror movie that actually gets the casting right - because Kane is an excellent fit for a serial killer - but bungles everything else, aside from this one inspired kill. The film follows slasher conventions to a tee, but this scene has Kane choking one character up against a wall before her mobile phone goes off, which naturally disgruntles the big man as it doesn't allow him to concentrate on the kill. So, what does he do? He gets the phone, puts it in her mouth, and forces it down her throat, while Gregory Dark - a former porn director, don'cha know? - savours the bone-crunching terror of it all. I've thought for years that this would make for an excellent "Turn your mobile off!" advert in cinemas, but I guess they could only show it during 18-rated films, which would mostly defy the point anyway.
Shaun Munro
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