10 Awful Comic Book Movies That Must Never Be Made

1. Ultimatum

ultimatum_ft For everyone who had a problem with Cyclops' death in X3, stop reading now. This comic is literally the worst thing I have ever read and/or seen in my whole life. The wooden dialogue is so bad you can hear it creaking as it slowly sinks under the weight of all the crap that it is supporting. I'll list a few of the events that took place in this event, just to make you understand why it is so rightly reviled. Beast, Daredevil, Dazzler and Nightcrawler die in the first few pages in a tidal wave. Spider-Man is seemingly killed by the Hulk. The Blob kills and partially eats The Wasp, as does Sabertooth with Angel. Giant Man bites the Blobs head off. Magneto snaps Professor X's neck. Cyclops decapitates Magneto. Wolverine is vaporized. Cyclops is shot in the head. The Thing crushes Dr Doom's head. Doctor Strange's head explodes. For the full list of fatalities, check here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultimatum_%28Ultimate_Marvel%29#Cast All in all, it's not hard to see why this would make a movie. Numerous dead superheroes, all gone with no sense of closure? Check. Heroes suddenly killing villains? Check. Overly long with no story? Check. This film would be the equivalent of a suicide bomber blowing up any chance of any future superhero films. If this movie ever sees the light of day, I will renounce my link to the human race. It's that bad. And if you want to read it out of some sense of macabre curiosity, like I did, then do so if you must, but then bury it and never mention it again. Because Ultimatum is the worst idea for any movie ever, as it is for comics. While I cool down from having to had write about that atrocity, please let me know what you all thought in the comments. Thanks for reading!
 
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