10 Bad Movies Hollywood Should Remake As Comedies

The award for the most senseless, ham-fisted and embarrassing (especially considering the amount of talented people involved) Philip K Dick adaptation goes to this version of The Golden Man, the kind of epic misfire that knocked Nicolas Cage off his superstar pedestal.

The story goes something like this: Cage is a Vegas magician who can see two minutes into the future, which brings him to the attention of Julianne Moore’s FBI agent, who is tracking a stolen bomb. When he tries to stop a robbery, Cage somehow becomes a wanted man, which leads to a few blah action sequences.

In the midst of all this, Cage decides he has a date with destiny. He’s been having visions of meeting Jessica Biel in a coffee shop at a certain time, so despite being wanted by the cops and feds he shows up at the right moment and, because this is BAD movie, Biel takes one look at his moose teeth and bad wig and falls instantly in love, leading to one of the quickest and most unbelievable screen romances of all time.