1. Die Hard - Blow Up Everything
Aww, who am I kidding? This is a great moral. I suppose you shouldn't teach kids that all of their problems can be solved with violence (though you really shouldn't be letting your little ones watch this movie to begin with). And sure, the McClane clan has its share of family dysfunction. But is there a man alive who doesn't wish that he could be Bruce Willis in this movie? I argue that there is not. Seriously, though, you probably shouldn't kill people, jump out of exploding buildings, walk barefoot over broken glass, or throw a bunch of C4 down an elevator shaft. If you
have to do it, though, may as well do it on Christmas. Or Valentine's Day.