10 Best Bad Movies Since 2000

When Alien: Resurrection was in the theatres, the prospect of a Halloween: Resurrection (“The Night HE Went Into Space!”) would’ve tickled us. Needless to say, we’re not laughing now.

After explaining how Michael Myers survived being decapitated at the end of Halloween H20 (“Ohmigod, she killed the wrong person”), the movie attempts to wring a few more nickels and dimes out of the rubes before collapsing into self-parody. Over the next 89 minutes, folks, prepare to see a once-proud horror icon being outsmarted by text-messaging teens, mocked by the Reality TV contestants getting high in his house and fought off by a Kung Fu fighting rapper.

You’ll hear Donald Pleasance turn over in his grave when Busta Rhymes (real name: Trevor Smith) slaps Michael around while delivering this jaw-dropping rant: “You need to get your ass back in the garage wit Nora! That’s your job! Go back in there and help her ass out! Go do your job! I left the back door unlocked for your ass to go out and into the garage! That’s what I did! You need to get the hell outta here! Go on, scoot, skedaddle, get the f**k outta Dodge!”