10 Best MCU Characters To Have A Drink With

Like Valkyrie, we've already seen Rocket piss-drunk. In said scene, he goes from drinking with Groot and Drax at a bar on Knowhere, to damn near blowing Drax's head off. Now, that's not the ideal drinking partner, I know. But that's easily avoidable. Just don't call him "rodent", "vermin", or anything he considers derogatory. Just sit back and have a good time.

Rocket might be one of the wildest characters in the MCU. He seems just as much in his element breaking out of prison as he does in a dogfight; he'll steal Anulax Batteries from the Sovereign just because; and he really, REALLY likes to steal body parts. Why? No one knows. If he stole your body parts while drunk, you'd wake up pretty pissed off, sure. But what if he did it to someone else? What if your friend Todd woke up without a left ear? You KNOW you'd die laughing. Todd might not, but you would, and isn't that all that matters?

Just like another Bradley Cooper character, Phil Wenneck from The Hangover, a night out with Rocket would end with some sort of debauchery you'd much rather forget, and hey, aren't those the best nights?