10 Best MCU Characters To Have A Drink With

5. Valkyrie

Tony Stark Robert Downey Jr Iron Man
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You can't hang with Valkyrie. It's not possible. Just accept that she'll drink you under the table, and carry on with your night.

In terms of alcoholic prowess, Valkyrie made one hell of an entrance. The first time we saw Queen V, she was literally too drunk to stand. She disposed of a would-be slave trader and captured Thor, piloting her ship under the influence (which IS a form of drunk driving, I suppose, even if the vehicle doesn't have wheels). Just a few short scenes later, she's toiling away at the bar while Thor is preparing to fight.

The woman can drink. She's a veteran - a master of her craft. If you're drinking with Sakaar Valkyrie, the two of you could probably hobble your drunken selves into the best seat in the house watching one of the Grandmaster's fights. If you're throwing back shots with Endgame Valkyrie, she MIGHT be a little more particular about your adventures, but still, she's got all of New Asgard as her playground, and so do you. What's going to happen? Is someone going to arrest her? NO! She runs the place!

 
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