3. Billy Madison
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0 Here's one insult that applies itself to so many real life situations. In the film, Billy Madison (Adam Sandler) gives an inspirational answer during the film's climactic academic decathlon event, one which the judge seemingly doesn't take too kindly to, retorting that: What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. May God have mercy on your soul. You need only head over to any message board onto the Internet and sure enough, when someone pipes up with a comment idiotic enough, someone will deploy this video to thoroughly humiliate the offending user. What's more, it manages to be a fantastic insult without having to let loose a single swear word; it is perfectly PG, but still perfectly crushing to the recipient's spirit.
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