2. Dennis Nedry (Jurassic Park)
First things first, everyone has seen Jurassic Park, so I am not even going to ask if you have seen it. You have seen it, you know what happens. Seeing as youve all seen Jurassic Park, you are obviously familiar with Dennis Nedry (Wayne Knight, badass name, right?), the douche who decides to steal some dino DNA and sell it to someone else who wants to make some half-assed dinosaur park. The issue is that the only way he can do it is by basically shutting down all the power throughout the park and installing a virus onto the computer network. You would imagine seeing as its a park that encloses dinosaurs, he wouldnt go for such a plan, but he does, Goddamn idiot that he is. So, he goes along with the plan, and it all seems to work out for Dennis; he shuts everything down and gets the DNA, but then he gets sprayed in the eyes with some black oil substance by some whack dinosaur and gets eaten. Karma blows Dennis. He deserved it though; because of him that lawyer got eaten (but he was a tool anyway), Jeff Goldblum got knocked the fudge out and Samuel L. Jackson got eaten.