10 Blockbuster Rip-Off Films That Are Actually Worth Watching
2. Starcrash (1979)
Tell a Star Wars fanatic that this cheap Italian knock-off (distributed by Roger Corman) has more heart than the prequels and, once theyve finished laughing, theyll bust your beak for you. Or theyll slap you with a comic book and run away. You know what nerds are like. Luigi Cozzis movie has everything that George Lucass space opera had: a score by an Oscar-winning composer, larger-than-life characters, quotable dialogue, and a truly memorable villain. Here, the villain is cackling Joe Spinell, who wants to rule the universe with red monsters that appear to have escaped from a lava lamp. On the side of the angels are lightsabre-wielding David Hasselhoff, a police robot with an inexplicable Southern drawl and, most memorably, Caroline Munro, who spends half the film wearing a leather bikini, even when sentenced to hard labour in a mining colony. There are, of course, bigger-budgeted (and therefore better) movies, but they dont have an ounce of Starcrashs dumb fun (no Amazons on horseback, either). Call it kitschy and juvenile, but it has a B-movie charm thats as entertaining as it is endearing.
Ian Watson is the author of 'Midnight Movie Madness', a 600+ page guide to "bad" movies from 'Reefer Madness' to 'Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead.'