10 Brilliantly Stupid TV Guide Descriptions Of Classic Movies
5. Child's Play
A kids doll becomes possessed by the soul of a serial killer. Most likely the serial killers soul would rather have possessed a Rottweiler or a wolverine, but there you go.
Wolverine 5: Out of Hibernation; we're not talking about the big X-Men spinoff film series but the 'final' installment of the kitsch horror series about a wolverine that gets possessed by a socially awkward man called Tim who kept the bodies of his victims in his refrigeration truck. We say final...the Tim-possessed Wolverine would be back for Wolverine 6: Wolverine In Space. Okay, so that didn't happen and sadly for this writer, audiences got Child's Play instead, with a killer inhabiting a piece of moulded plastic and going on a slaughter without a claw in sight. Yes Chucky has a knife but imagine a psychotic wolverine with a knife. That would be awesome.
A writer for Whatculture since May 2013, I also write for TheRichest.com and am the TV editor and writer for Thedigitalfix.com . I wrote two plays for the Greater Manchester Horror Fringe in 2013, the first an adaption of Simon Clark's 'Swallowing A Dirty Seed' and my own original sci-fi horror play 'Centurion', which had an 8/10* review from Starburst magazine! (http://www.starburstmagazine.com/reviews/eventsupcoming-genre-events/6960-event-review-centurion) I also wrote an episode for online comedy series Supermarket Matters in 2012. I aim to achieve my goal for writing for television (and get my novels published) but in the meantime I'll continue to write about those TV shows I love! Follow me on Twitter @BazGreenland and like my Facebook page https://www.facebook.com/BazGreenlandWriter
