10 Brilliantly Stupid TV Guide Descriptions Of Classic Movies
6. Hostel 2
Some American coeds are lured into a Slovakian hostel for a Sexy Disco Party Time! Sadly Sexy Disco Party Time means Screaming Torture Time in Slovakian.
A description that actually sums the film perfectly, you can just imagine frat boys and sorority girls walking into an 'exclusive' backpackers retreat in the foreign land of Europe...its near London they think...and screaming one by one as they fall foul of a local man called Sven and his array of torture implements. Okay, so perhaps the real Hostel 2 is a little grittier than that and takes itself a bit too seriously but this description of the film certainly knows how to have fun with the premise. And you have got to feel sorry for those poor American coeds who forgot to bring their US-English / Slovakian translation handbook...
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