10 Craziest Horror Movie Weapons (And Their Best Kill)

1. Vacuum Cleaner - Dead Meat

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Dead Meat isn't the most well executed of movies, but it does have one scene that will have you looking at poor old Henry the Hoover in an entirely new light. When it comes to zombie slaying, we've seen everything from the Leaning Tower of Pisa getting dropped in Zombieland 2 to lawnmowers strapped to the chest in Braindead, but for sheer ingenuity in times of stress; sucking a fella's brains out with a vacuum cleaner has to really take the crown here.

When a mutant strain of mad cow disease starts turning people in the Irish countryside into beings driven only by consuming flesh, a tourist and a gravedigger band together and attempt to survive the outbreak. During their run of avoiding being turned into a bloody burger, poor Helena's pal Martin is turned and comes to attack her as she seeks help in a cottage, so Helena grabs whatever is to hand in order to defend herself.

Whatever's to hand turns out to be the pipe of a hoover she attaches firmly to his eye socket. Cue some gnarly sucking, some brains evacuating their body, and a slumped Martin left properly dead this time. Eugh.

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