10 Craziest Horror Movie Weapons (And Their Best Kill)

You know when you're just so mad you could drive a corn cob through someone's back and mortally wound them? Me neither, but Mary Brady sure does. As perhaps the most reductive description of the plot and Mary herself, she's a woman that's really into incest, but not so hot on cats, as a result of being a shapeshifting, feline-like creature that feeds on virgin girls to stay fresh. It's a riff on vampire legend from the mind of Stephen King, and gets about as ridiculous as they come with this next-level killing.

I guess you can't blame Mary for feeling all stabby when she catches a deputy in the middle of eating corn on the cob, considering her palette is so refined. Breaking into a home in an attempt to get some good old virgin girl food, Mary isn't counting on a police officer lurking in the kitchen, who attempts to shoot her before phoning for back up.

Whilst his guard is down, she jabs the cob into his back and mortally wounds him, uttering: "No vegetables, no dessert. Those are the rules." It's about as bizarre as they come.