1. Don't Blow Yourself Up - Zoolander
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCGWylXKBxo The best piece of advice I could possibly give you in life is to not, under any circumstances, engage in a petrol fight. It's just a bad idea, people, and very rarely ends well, especially if there is an absentmindedly lit cigarette in the vicinity. Just to re-cap - cigarettes, gasoline, not a good combination, okay? I can perhaps forgive the vapid, vacant-minded male models in Ben Stiller's Zoolander for falling foul of this very unwritten rule in life, but only just. If you on the other hand can get through life without managing to blow yourself up, then you're already doing better than these guys.
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Joseph is an accredited football journalist and has interviewed nearly all of the current 20 Barclay's Premier League managers. He is also a correspondent for Bleacher Report and has written for Caught Offside and Give Me Football.
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