1. They're Definitely About To Have Sex - Every Disney Movie Wedding
When people in the real world get married this is usually the routine. A couple becomes engages, they have a wedding ceremony in front of their friends and family and then they consummate the nuptials by having some good ole' fashioned sexual intercourse. That's just the way things work. However, how do marriages work in a Disney film (or any other animated children's film)? The couple falls in love, they get married and then what? Are they going to play Boggle and then watch The Big Bang Theory? Don't think so! Nope, your favorite Disney princesses are definitely having sweaty, raunchy sex probably as we speak. Sorry to be so blunt, but it's true. From Princess Jasmine and Aladdin to Princess Ariel and Eric, it's just the way it is. You know you've thought about this before! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkUOYOc8ygA What other embarrassing thoughts have you had while watching a well-known movie? Share them with us in the comment section below and lets get weird.
Jesse Gumbarge is editor and chief blogger at JarvisCity.com - He loves old-school horror films and starting pointless debates. You can reach out at: JesseGumbarge@JarvisCity.com
