7. Weasel or Bob: Agent of HYDRA (or any other sidekick to abuse)
Yes, Wade Wilson gets by with a little help from his friends, and few of those friends help out as much as Deadpools tech-crazy arms supplier Weasel, or his wimpy HYDRA sidekick Bob. Both of these former incredibly low-ranking super-villains offer not only the assist in the Merc with the Mouths many hilarious schemes/assassination plots, but also offer something almost no one else Deadpool knows does: a focal point for vocal abuse. Anyone who knows these characters knows that, proportionately speaking, the vast majority of Deadpools time spent with either Weasel or Bob from HYDRA is usually spent entertaining the audience at their expense. Or engaging in witty, degenerate-fuelled banter. Or some amazing, bromantic hybrid of both. You want a good Deadpool movie, Fox Studios? Give him someone to talk st with and at, instead of just having him talk st, and youll capture what people love about Wade Wilson. And people know it. I mean, all you need to do is Google Image
Deadpool Weasel to see that nearly every fanboy on the internet has always made a meme of pretty much every remotely nerdy, non A-list male with his smiling face next to a generic picture of Weasel. Clearly casting hints are trying to be dropped here. But since were on the topic of casting, it needs to be said that a truly epic Deadpool movie needs the right star. It needs....