1. Asses of Fire (South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_4fTs5cIqk All right, call us immature, but we really, really want to see a full-length version of Asses of Fire, the controversial Terrence and Phillip movie contained within the the frames of South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut. A filthy, smut-mouthed musical about two Canadian pals who get high on basically being absolutely disgusting, the movie is notable for having started an all-out war between Canada and the United States. Who wouldn't want to see the movie that managed to get that going? What we do get to see of Asses of Fire in Bigger, Longer & Uncut is comic gold: one of its songs, the brilliantly titled "Uncle F**ka," is ridiculous and hilarious in equal measure (mainly because it is so ridiculous), and whose lyrics are absolutely not fit to publish here. Jokes include: "What did the Spanish priest say to the Iranian gynecologist?" The answer, you'll discover, is a fart. Which fake movie-within-movies would you like to see? Let us know in the comments section below.