6. Steven Seagal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_vAMoPYoDA Not merely content to star in a seemingly endless stream of tawdry straight-to-video action flicks these days, pudgy martial arts maestro Steven Seagal released his first blues rock album, Songs from the Crystal Cave, in 2005, which was heavily mocked on the Internet for its amusingly navel-gazing cover art, and even picked up by Conan O'Brien, who endorsed the album solely on the basis of its ridiculous pictures of Seagal lovingly cradling a guitar that looks just too small for his large hands. The next year, the actor followed up with Mojo Priest, a more widely-panned effort which included sure-fire hit titles like "Aligator A**", "Talk to My A**" and "C***puncher Blues" (the latter being a reference to his outrageous role of the same name in The Onion Movie). Seagal continues to tour the world playing live music (mostly to an ironic crowd simply interested in seeing the man in person, no doubt), though thankfully hasn't released any more albums, as he's apparently too busy cosying up to Vladimir Putin and
annoying half the well-read world.