10 Famous Movies That Sold Themselves On Boobs Alone
8. Dead Or Alive
When your movie adaptation is based on a video game series celebrated for the many variations in which players can make their female fighters' chests bounce (i.e. how frequently and which type of jiggle) you're pretty much locked into making a schlocky boob-fest for the PG-13 crowd. What could have been a female-led Bloodsport or Kickboxer, or really any early-stage Jean-Claude Van Damme movie that, ironically, isn't Street Fighter, was instead an excuse to display a naked woman seductively dressing herself while kicking nameless bad guys in the face, all to the sounds of the cheesiest porno soundtrack the new millennium could muster. And, in case fans of the game are wondering, yes there isa beach volleyball scene with a gratuitous use of slow-motion shots.
When your movie adaptation is based on a video game series celebrated for the many variations in which players can make their female fighters' chests bounce (i.e. how frequently and which type of jiggle) you're pretty much locked into making a schlocky boob-fest for the PG-13 crowd. What could have been a female-led Bloodsport or Kickboxer, or really any early-stage Jean-Claude Van Damme movie that, ironically, isn't Street Fighter, was instead an excuse to display a naked woman seductively dressing herself while kicking nameless bad guys in the face, all to the sounds of the cheesiest porno soundtrack the new millennium could muster. And, in case fans of the game are wondering, yes there is a beach volleyball scene with a gratuitous use of slow-motion shots.