5. Unicorns - Legend
reddit.comYes, unicorns. We know what you're thinking: "What am I gonna do in real life with a bloody unicorn? I can just buy a horse and get pretty much the same desired effect." But we aren't talking about buying one for you. Girls, you've always wanted to own a unicorn. Don't bother denying it. So here's the deal: dads, buy a unicorn for your daughter and you'll be Father Of The Century. Fellas, buy one for your lady and you've got all the FIFA '14 time you'll ever need. It's the ultimate girly present and as Robot Unicorn Attack Heavy Metal recently proved, unicorns are also pretty goddamn, well, heavy metal. Obviously, you've got the same issues as feeding and sheltering a horse if you were to buy one. Still, the payoff would be worth it: imagine how interesting the Grand National would be if 40 of these magnificent creatures galloped forth out of the gates?