10 Films Coming In 2016 That Really Shouldn't Exist
4. London Has Fallen
Ah, a vast terror attack rendered with incredible yet slightly unbelievable CGI has struck in London! Fear not: America is here to bring more freedom and more peace with more guns, having survived its own insurgency in Olympus has Fallen. Despite what ought to be a stellar cast in the shape of Gerard Butler, Morgan Freeman and Aaron Eckhart, this lets get the world leaders when theyre all in one place and bargain for the presidents life action terror thriller has enough boom-booms to make Michael Bay beam but, sadly, lacks even a semblance of original plot, let alone enough of one to throw in any twists and turns. As a flavour of what those unfortunate enough to experience this cliche-a-thon, replete with non-European webcam threats and a lone special forces bloke out in the field dodging death with surprising proficiency, can expect, observe the gloriously inspiring script-writing for Freemans save-the-day Vice President: To those who threaten our freedom, America will rise up. Quite. One can only imagine how this movie would play out if Trump was in charge. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AsOdX7NcJs
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