3. American Landmarks - Independence Day
So, you plan your trip to visit some of Americas greatest monuments, crowning achievements and historic places. Unfortunately, you picked the day of the mile long spaceship invasion as your holiday, rendering it tricky to work around the yard high stacks of debris and large areas still left aflame. Independence Day shares a common theme with Team America on this one - ruining a perfectly good tourist destination by blowing it sky high. Want to get that super special tour of the White House? Its gone. How about climbing the Empire State Building, right to the top? Its probably a lot easier now. Maybe go experience the streets of Los Angeles? Oh, thats gone too. The whole thing? Oh, I see everything except a maintenance shaft in a tunnel. I guess now the only real American Landmark left is Area 51, but only Jeff Goldblum and Will Smith are allowed in there, so I guess thats it for your holiday. Damn aliens. First Antarctica and now America. Oh and the rest of the world, but that didn't make the cut onscreen of course.