10 Films You Probably Shouldn't Watch On A First Date
8. S.S. Experiment Camp (1976)
Few subgenres are as unappealing as Nazisploitation, and of all the films banned in the UK in the 1980s, few were more deserving than SS Experiment Camp. The video art, which showed a nude woman on a cross being leered over by a Nazi, left no doubt that this was not The Sound Of Music. Unlike the previous years Ilsa: She Wolf Of The SS, however, the film has more on its mind than gratuitous female nudity. Seeking a new pair of testicles, a Commandant castrates one of his guards, which leads to an unintentionally funny moment when the guard says, You bast**d, what have you done with my balls? The film was resubmitted to the BBFC in 2005 and passed uncut, so if you like a little danger in your relationships, S.S. Experiment Camp is an absolute must see.
Ian Watson is the author of 'Midnight Movie Madness', a 600+ page guide to "bad" movies from 'Reefer Madness' to 'Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead.'