2. The Inbetweeners 2: Water Parks Will Be Your New Found Hell
Despite not being a virus film, or a horror, or a science thriller,The Inbetweeners 2 is still responsible for some serious illness anxiety. In fact, it's a very much laugh-out-loud comedy - except for one particular scene. And if you watch it, it's going to affect you for the rest of your life. The water park scene. Oh GOD, it's disgusting. Basically, Neil, who is suffering from IBS, accidentally "relieves" himself just after Will jumps down a water slide; and inevitably the tidal wave follows Will to the bottom, where he thinks he's clear of it, before it smacks him in the face. But it's not even the poo bit that's so terrible; it's the orange projectile vomiting that ensues afterwards. So much vomit. The whole scene, from poo to vomit, takes two minutes. But it's a two minutes that will affect you until the end of time if you watch it. And you know for a fact that every time you go near a swimming pool you'll imagine that similar scenarios have happened, just as the water goes in your mouth.
I love Stephen King and music festivals; I eat my toast upside down; I daydream about getting married probably a bit too much; and I wish every day for a pet sausage dog puppy (who never materialises – sob).
