At risk of being too 'pie-heavy', Tim Burton's Sweeney Todd doesn't quite make it on to the list of misused movie fodder - the sub-category being 'weird things you can put in a pie'. In its place is American Pie, whose approach to the sub-category comes from an... alternative direction. Where 'necrophilia' and 'acrophilia' are words recognized in today's modern English, so too should the phrase 'Greggsophilia', have its place in the Oxford Concise - a term used for sexual relations with pastry based produce. After being told that sex feels like having your manhood inside a warm apple pie - college student and known virgin, Jim, returns home to find just such an object sitting on the kitchen table. Being a curious, puberty-inflicted teenager, the temptation is just too much. Cut to Eugene Levy's Mr. Levenstein walking in on such activities and it's every teen's worst nightmare unfolding.
