10 Funny Or Die Movies We Wish Were Real

5. Disney Princess Ke$ha

I have to admit right off makes the bat that I have a real soft spot for Ke$ha. Even if the mere act of me listening to her music makes me feel the need to shower, I still hold her in high esteem. I think it€™s because she is someone who appears to have figured out very quickly that by just admitting you have no real talent, dressing in tight clothes and saying you€™re bisexual you could ride all the way to the top. And I admire her shrewdness. Or it could be because I think she€™s hot. But in this trailer she knows exactly how she€™s perceived by the masses and sends it up wonderfully. She wakes up in the morning not feeling like P Diddy funnily enough, but in a room atop a castle, while bluebirds come to help her dress as she sings a lovely melody. Then BOOM. The dirty bass kicks in, she glams up and I feel the need to have a swig of Jack Daniel€™s. She sings/talks in rhythm about how these bats and racoons are helping her get ready for a night out no matter what that genie slut in the mirror says. And it€™s brilliant. Now for a feature length version, obviously we€™d need to expand. Why not bring in James Franco as the Prince who is desperate for her heart, but whose old fuddy-duddy ways create conflict with her carefree attitude and questionable hygiene. And who could direct this part-animated musical comedy? Seth MacFarlane. And there we have it. I€™m starting to think I€™m in the wrong business here.