10 Golden Rules of Horror Movies That Characters Never Obey

7. Don't Do Drugs

Every horror movie has its drug users, and much like sex, using drugs of any kind instantly seals one€™s fate. To their credit, most horror characters refrain from indulging in the harder stuff and keep to alcohol and marijuana, but killers and monsters don€™t care. They see a group of immature teenagers passing around a joint and their blood boils to their eyeballs, giving them the urge to kill. Geez, you€™d think these monsters were some sort of Christian moral crusaders. In the world of horror, drugs are bad no matter which way you cut, and so to survive, one must abstain. If only horror characters would realize this, as they€™d be a whole lot more alive.
 
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