Near the end of Alexandre Aja's surprisingly satisfying Piranha remake, the characters are making one final attempt to escape the hungry swarm by using a rope to clamber from their damaged boat to a speedboat. Supermodel Kelly Brook plays the part of Danni in the movie, the party girl and star of Wild Wild Girls whose most memorable scene is unarguably her nude swim in the ocean with her friend Crystal. While Danni is crossing the rope near the end of the movie, piranhas begin to latch onto her hair, and as she panickedly tries to remove them, her head is submerged into the sea, causing her to re-emerged with piranhas attached to her face, munching on her eyeballs. Danni can't hold on any longer and lets go of the rope, plunging into the water as the piranhas feast on her. Satisfaction Rating:4/10. It's a suitably wince-inducing death given all the eyeball action, but it's never pleasant to see a person as jaw-droppingly sexy as Kelly Brook meet such an unfortunate end, so it really just let us thinking, "What a waste..."
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