7. The Wolf and The Seven Little Kids
Kids, be sure to look out the window before you let someone in the house. Seven little goats are left without their mother, and a wolf happens by the house. He changes his voice, and the colour of his paws, and fools the kids. Once let into the house, he proceeds to search the house in horror-movie style, devouring each kid in turn, except for one that hid in the clock. This one does have a happy ending! When the mother shows up, she finds the one child, and the wolf sleeping in a field. She grabs a pair of scissors, slices the wolf open, rescuing her children. Vengeance is fulfilled by replacing the children with stones, and sewing the wolf back up. Is the wolf dead yet? Nope, slept through the entire thing. He wakes up, takes a drink from a river, falls in, and thanks to the rocks in his belly, drowns. Be careful what you eat.