9. Drinking On A School Night
Mark, I need you to do me a favor and look around and see where you are. See all those buildings that are older than the country? See the statute of three lies? See the abundance of kids with books that most college kids would never touch within a million years? You're at HARVARD. You're at the top school in the country. Why are you drinking on a school night? I don't know much about Harvard but come on, I really doubt any class in Harvard is one you can sleep through. Now yes, I know, you're Mark Zuckerberg and in a few points I'm going to talk about the site you made while you were drunk. It doesn't change the hangover you had the next day during Smarty Pants Class 1101.