8. Zardoz (1974)
John Boorman had a lot of directorial clout after the success of Deliverance. Sean Connery had just finished up his tenure as James Bond and was looking for an interesting project. Together with a crew and presumably a metric ton of mind-altering paraphernalia, they knocked out this... thing. Connery, wearing an amazing red suspender-monokini getup, tromps around a post-apocalyptic wasteland in which a giant stone head floats around demanding worship, distributing firearms, and decrying the evils of the penis. It's a psychedelic ride, and it's supposed to be a thought-provoking, 2001-ish high-minded piece of sci-fi. Instead, it's just baffling, hilarious, and hilariously baffling. http://youtu.be/YOROvO2fxTc