10 Hilariously Awful Pieces Of Movie Merchandise

8. Bella's Engagement Ring (Twilight)

Here's where we stop getting silly and we start getting scary. We all know how crazy the Twilight phenomenon makes hormonal young ladies, and there's a market ready to exploit the Hell out of that, even extending to allowing Bella's biggest fans to have their very own engagement ring that's just like hers! Genuine jewel versions - rather than a crappy plastic knock-off - costs close to $2,000, so you'll need to be a serious Twi-hard to go for it, though I imagine there's enough demand out there to make this a frighteningly good seller. The main hurdle is finding a guy who won't look down on you and run a mile when you ask him to buy this for you. If he sticks around, then you can be sure of one thing; the guy sure does love you a lot...
 
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