1. Randy Quaid, His Wife And The Hollywood Star Whackers
Wear a Mumu to a premiere of a film, and besides having a striking likeness to fat Homer in Simpsons episode King Sized Homer (admittedly not quite as fat), people are really going to worry about your mental state of mind. If there is anyone on this list that you should be concerned about, this man is probably the one. Brother of the (now) more successful and better looking Dennis, Randy Quaids later career choices have echoed a man who distrusts the supposed Hollywood system that he believes is built on nothing but trouble and lies. This all started in 2007, two years after his small but effective role in Brokeback Mountain, Quaid was banned for life from the Actors Equity Association for supposedly physically and verbally abusing his fellow performers in Broadway musical Lone Star Love. Quaid and his wife then panicked for their livelihood, sometime after they stopped getting paid. Evi (his wife) states she was truly worried for their safety when her husbands Royalty checks stopped coming through the door, thinking it was a conspiracy. Despite the staggering evidence against an accidental suicide, Randy Quaid and his wife thought the death of fellow actor David Carradine was a little too suspicious and simply had to be more than auto erotic asphyxiation, or, in Laymans terms, choking the bishop whilst strangling yourself to heighten the, erm, end result. Quaid and his wife believe it was the work of Hollywood Star Whackers - A clandestine group of assassins who set up celeb deaths and make them look like suicides and/or accidents taking out Heath Ledger, trying to poison Jeremy Piven and heavily involved in the death of Michael Jackson. They have since moved to Canada to avoid being the target of said group. Oh and Mel Gibson is next on the list apparently, so yeah, watch this space.
True? There are many questions posed on the internet saying what if Randy Quaid
ISNT insane? What if Randy Quaid has uncovered an international conspiracy? All completely debunked when you consider the fact he once wore a Mumu without a hint of irony. Quaid and his wife have now moved to Canada, supposedly living out of their Toyota Prius. Something tells me we havent heard the last of this one. Does Quaid really know more than anyone else? Has he indeed unearthed the biggest conspiracy since JFK? Judging from the photo above - You do the Math.
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