Mardi Rustam, producer of the American classics Psychic Killer, Please Dont Eat The Babies and Lash Of Lust, made his directing debut with this bizarre jiggle-fest, which if nothing else ought to satisfy anyone who watches Skinamax at 2 am. Filling out the supporting cast with all the strippers and porn stars he can find, Rustam spends the first third of the movie following his performers as they get high, get laid and go skinny-dipping. One girl talks about how shes ready for The Big O with fireworks and everything, and in a movie like this, you know what that leads to. Unfortunately, their sack time is interrupted by the arrival of a trio of Martians, who need a steady supply of teenagers for their experiments, which seem to involve kidnapping the bustiest females and stripping them down to their smalls. Come the finale, the Martians announce they have all the specimens they need and fly away. The End.
Ian Watson is the author of 'Midnight Movie Madness', a 600+ page guide to "bad" movies from 'Reefer Madness' to 'Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead.'
