10 Horror Movies That Punish You For Getting Wasted

9. Derrick Jones - Piranha 3D

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Dimension Films

2012's Piranha 3D is nothing if not dumb, gory fun.

Helmed by Alexandre Aja, this offering was technically the fourth entry in the Piranha franchise, whilst likewise serving as an extremely loose remake of Joe Dante's 1978 original picture.

In amongst the gratuitous bloodshed of Piranha 3D, one of those who finds themselves in figurative and literal deep water was Jerry O'Connell's slimeball porn director, Derrick Jones.

Turning up at Lake Victoria during Spring Break, Derrick intends to coerce some of the attractive young revellers into being a part of his latest skin flick. Unfortunately for Jones, the body part that gets the most attention in Piranha 3D is his own severed penis.

Angry that he's going to be late for a wet t-shirt contest, O'Connell's creep decides to crack open the bourbon... while driving his boat! Proving that drinking and driving is never a good idea, the drunken Derrick eventually ends up falling overboard.

Of course, the water Derrick falls into is piranha-infested. While he is dragged back to the safety of his boat, the grim reality is that the guy has had all of his lower half devoured by the toothy fish. And most traumatising for Derrick, his prized d**k is shown floating in a pool of blood.

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