Maybe even more disturbing than The Human Sexipede, this beloved children's cartoon-turned-blue-skinned-screwfest features a plot similar to that of the recent Smurfs 2 movie: Gargamel creates another, "wilder" Smurfette and chaos ensues. By chaos, we of course mean "tiny blue people having sex". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYv3Yj6CMro There are very few Smurfs in the actual film, likely due to the fact that 99% of them are male, but the small number that appear make it count. Papa Smurf, for example, takes the crown as the creepiest older gentleman in all of porn when, upon meeting the new Smurfette, offers to give her "a deep tissue massage". The blue make-up is as off-putting as you'd imagine it to be and the jokes even lamer. You've been warned: don't put this on if you're trying to spice up the mood with your partner. In fact, don't put it on at all. Ever. Sufficiently disturbed yet? Or maybe you think you can do better/worse. What 'films' would you include on this list? Let us know in the comments!
