10 Impossible Porn Parodies You Won't Believe Exist

2. The Human Sexipede: First Sequence

Despite being unthinkable it's kind of a no-brainer, isn't it? The plot sees two insatiable girls on the road searching for a man who can keep up with them sexually when they answer an online ad posted by a man who promises them exactly what they want. If you've seen or even just heard of the original Human Centipede then you'll know what happens next: the girls are held hostage in a creepy scientist's basement next to a screaming Japanese guy before being irreversibly connected to each other's bodies...except that instead of each other's anuses, their mouths are over each other's genitals. Yeah. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xewvw7_the-human-sexipede-first-sequence-t_shortfilms Likely made "because why not?", the film seems to be a straight rip-off of Human Centipede in all other aspects (except, you know, for all the boning) and tries to inject weird humour at all points, but fails miserably - as most porn films do - because nobody's here for the laughs.