9. Sol, Vincent And Tyrone (Snatch)
Columbia PicturesSol and Vincent are a pair of small time London crooks who think theyre ready for the big-leagues and decide to rob a bookies. All too eager to take on the role of being a legitimate gangster, Vinny has acquired the least-inconspicuous shotgun that side of the River Thames which alarms the more level-headed Sol. In one of Guy Ritchies excellent films more memorable lines of dialogue he chastises his dim-witted partner saying its a f$*king anti-aircraft gun, Vincent. Aside from their impractical choice of weaponry, the pair has hired the woefully incompetent getaway driver Tyrone who looks like he couldnt escape an unathletic turtle. Not only does Tyrone show terrible driving skills by being unable to park the car in a space big enough to land a jumbo jet in but he is far more concerned about maintaining the cars leather interior than successfully navigating the pair away from the heist. No prizes for guessing that the two wannabe gangsters fail to successfully hold up the bookies as a female clerk clearly not in the least bit intimidated by the incompetent crooks successfully activates the alarm. Things go from bad to worse when they realise that the bookie actually belongs to a real criminal Brick Top who is none too pleased that the idiotic trio had the audacity to try and rob him.