10 Incredibly Filthy Jokes You Won't Believe Are Hidden In Children's Movies

8. Small Boy Showcases Detailed Knowledge Of The Female Anatomy - Monster House

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Monster House is one of a whole bunch of animated movies that kind of slipped under the radar when they first came out, despite the fact that it was actually pretty good, and probably deserved a little more attention. Don't get me wrong: Monster House made its budget back and was a moderate success at the box office, but it seemed to come and go without much fanfare, and you rarely hear about it these days at all.

Aside from being aimed directly at the children's market, though, it contains one bizarre and very specific reference to the female vagina. Seriously. During one scene, in which our cast of characters (who are all children, by the way) are discussing the "anatomy" of the titular Monster House, one kid says: "Well, if those are the teeth, and that's the tongue, then that must be the uvula!," whilst pointing at a chandelier.

"Oh, so this must be a female house," replies another kid. Um... are you kidding me, children's movie? The uvula, of course, is that dangly thing in your throat, which a character in this movie somehow gets mixed up with the vulva, which is a part of .. well, the vagina. But seriously... there are probably adults who didn't get this joke when the saw it - how the heck did this make it in?

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