10 Incredibly Filthy Jokes You Won't Believe Are Hidden In Children's Movies

7. Buzz Lightyear Pretty Much Gets An Erection - Toy Story 2

Even whilst watching Toy Story 2 as a kid, this little moment didn't seem weird or out of place at all, even before I realised what it was kind of going for: I don't know how to explain that further, but it makes sense to me. However you look at it, though, it's hard to argue against the fact that there's a part of this splendid Pixar sequel in which Star Command space ranger Buzz Lightyear gets... well, the toy equivalent of an erection.

The moment in question, then? During the scene where Buzz is introduced to cowgirl Jessie's talents (she's just as adept at leaping around Andy's room in an action style as he is), he stares at her in an awed manner before - yes - he wings pop up and start flashing. Okay, so it's not an actual erection, but there's no doubt about the fact that it's totally symbolic of one.

I mean, what else could that mean? Buzz gets excited in an, uh, "romantic" way, and his wings pop up... there's no other way to look at it. So, yeah, that's a plastic toy getting turned on. Pixar, you filth-bags.