10 Most Inept Film Directors

7. Lucifer Valentine

Slaughtered Vomit Dolls 2006 Hollywood Movie Watch Online On the list because he gave us Slaughtered Vomit Dolls, with which he tried single handedly to promote the subgenre of 'vomit gore'. Nobody joined in but Mr Valentine ploughed ahead with two sequels to Slaughtered Vomit Dolls - ReGOREgitated Sacrifice and Slow Torture Puke Chamber. It is not just the inclusion of vomit based capers that makes these films so inept, although the constant puking does not add to their appeal (except to emetophiles round the world). To construct a trilogy of films around vomiting is not big and it's not clever. But the films themselves are completely inept and bewildering. The plots of the films are negligible, the acting atrocious and the direction all over the place. In fact, the plots in the three movies fail to deliver any shocks or scares because they exist solely as a vehicle to showcase copious vomiting. Not as scary or disturbing as their reputation suggests, these films are just sick, sick and then sick again (literally!). Pathetic shock mongering.
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My first film watched was Carrie aged 2 on my dad's knee. Educated at The University of St Andrews and Trinity College Dublin. Fan of Arthouse, Exploitation, Horror, Euro Trash, Giallo, New French Extremism. Weaned at the bosom of a Russ Meyer starlet. The bleaker, artier or sleazier the better!